Mawidge, mawidge is what bwings us togeva today...

Last week I got an email out of the blue from a philosophy professor I took one class with two years ago. He just wanted to know how I was, I wonder why he thought of it. Anyways, I was really flattered that he remembered me and we've been corresponding for the past few days. It's so great having a genius at philosophy ready to discuss anything you want at any time. And that's exactly what I needed! I guess I'm just the center of the universe. Slap my tushy and call me Greshenka!

My bathmate from college is getting married. I got the wedding invitation the other day and I'm absolutely thrilled but I'm kinda stressing about it since it's my first wedding as a grown-up. I've never been to one of these things before! Oh my god...I have to buy a present and stuff and find a date and a dress...yikes! And then I'll have to sit through the whole thing wondering when it's going to happen to me. Double yikes. AND, this guy that I used to want to marry for three years, he's now married. Triple yikes.

Can we discuss? My friend Trevor is sleeping over tomorrow night and I could kill myself for joy. Discussion over.

A new guy got hired at my work. He's a grizzled old Czecho-Slovakian man. Hilarity ensued.

That's it folks, short and sweet. "Have you had enough, or are ya thirsty for more?" -- special shout out to anyone who cites that quotation correctly --